Cory Booker


Hey, Cory Booker. It was very neat of you to pull that woman out of that burning building. And I loved the way in which you addressed Chris Christie on gay marriage. (I’m always thrilled when I see Democrat politicians doing worthwhile things.)



What the hell were you thinking about on May 20 on “Meet The Press”?



You sniped at the President’s anti-big business stance, saying that it “nauseated” you.



But you were, and are, a designated surrogate for the President when you speak.



Did you remember that on May 20 on “Meet the Press”? Did you realize that you were on television?



You spent most or all of last week apologizing for what you said, and (contrariwise) defending what you said. You said you were entitled to a mistake, and that it was no big deal



Meanwhile, the Republicans are gloating and using your words to advance their own position.






We had such high hopes for you.



And now you turn out to be a nudnik after all.



Ah well.



(It’s a shame. You were nice-looking, and smart. Until you opened your stupid yap.)



We’ll find someone else to take your place.



Bye now.


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