Prince Harry (naked!)


Last week, Prince Harry displayed the royal weiner to some bachelorette-party girls in Las Vegas while playing billiards.



What fun!



I love the British royals. British history is a lot more fun than American history, because you can attach it to personalities: noble William the Conqueror, imperial Henry II, military Edward I, too-many-kids Edward III, etc., etc. It’s history that you can map as a family tree.



But let’s face it, it’s all about sex: who married who, who had whose bastards, who was gay, etc., etc. I mean, I know the name of Henry II’s mistress! And Edward II’s (two) boyfriends! And a couple of Henry VIII’s mistresses! So who are we kidding here?



Prince Harry is not my type. He is gingery and skinny, and he inherited most of the worst qualities from both his parents: Diana’s fairness and Charles’s clunky features. Seeing him naked does not charge up my batteries, or blow up my skirt.



Also, he will probably never be more than a prince. Wills and Kate are almost certainly destined to be K. and Q., and Kate will almost certainly produce a few kiddoes.



But I give Prince Harry credit for showing the meat-and-two-vegetables. He’s following in the footsteps of a long and noble line of ancestors.



Bully for Prince Harry!



About Loren Williams
Gay, partnered, living in Providence, working at a local university. Loves: books, movies, TV. Comments and recriminations can be sent to

2 Responses to Prince Harry (naked!)

  1. starproms says:

    I feel sorry for Harry in a way because like you say, he will probably never be King or whatever. He has made the best of his life so far. He has fun, doesn’t care too much about what other people think and always has a smile on his face. I think it is very poor taste to feature a member of the Royal Family naked and I don’t approve, not in the press nor on here actually. However, it is only a naked body so let’s all of us not get too upset about it!

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