Signs of hope

 

 


 

I was delighted back in September to hear that Jon Stewart was setting up his own rally à la Glenn Beck. I was in a doctor’s waiting room and the TV was blaring out the usual nonsense, and I overheard the news item, and I turned my head in time to see a clip of Stewart holding up a sign: I DISAGREE WITH YOU, BUT I DON’T THINK YOU’RE HITLER.

 

I was sold on the event right there and then.

 

Later I became worried. The pundits all predicted that Stewart had jumped the shark, he was going to be humiliated, he’d gone too far –

 

Gosh. Everything turned out okay. Even the pundits (most of them) thought so.

 

Stewart and Colbert are smart. Blazingly, blazingly smart. Far smarter than any of us (even me) give them credit for. Do you agree, Tucker Carlson?

 

At any rate, I shouldn’t have worried.

 

I love everything I’ve seen and heard of this rally. I love the signs, and the acts (Yusuf Islam / Cat Stevens duetting with Ozzy Osbourne!), and the jokes (Colbert ranting about Muslims, and then realizing that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a Muslim!).

 

And the signs!

 

The one I’ve used as an illustration here is my very favorite. It’s rich. It’s a deliriously funny play on – what? The (many) misspellings seen on the Tea Party signs. The use of the Bible to justify everything. The use of Jesus to justify everything.

 

And it hits at a real problem that I’ve always had with the New Testament.

 

What in the hell was so terrible about that particular fig tree?

 


 

 

Rick Rick Rick!


 

In Graham Greene’s novel Travels with My Aunt, the narrator meets his aunt Augusta’s “man” Wordsworth through the intercom at the door, and Wordsworth is very rude to him. Later, face to face, Wordsworth is wonderfully friendly. He laughingly apologizes for his rudeness over the intercom. “That little box makes me want to say things,” Wordsworth says.

 

Wordsworth’s problem is everywhere these days. Rick Sanchez is its latest victim. I’m not sure if the little box in this case is radio or TV, but either way, it made him want to say things, and he went ahead and said them.

 

I’ve seen his show a few times, and I thought he was okay. He appeared to be the kind of open-minded back-and-forth anchor I like, and I didn’t feel threatened by his show. He was a little on the show-biz side – loud and boisterous – but who minds a bit of that? He looked big and jovial and almost-handsome, which I tend to favor in a newsman.

 

To be fair, he was doing a Keith Olbermann. He was doing news/commentary,with a heavy helping of editorializing on the side.

 

But I certainly never heard him say anything outrageous.

 

Well, he went and did it. He went on the radio, and he began to rant about the management of CNN, which he darkly hinted was full of . . . Jews. Hispanic-hating Jews. (Rick’s Cuban-American, by the way.) He claimed that he’d been held back in his career, relegated to a second-rate status, because his bosses didn’t think he could do anchor work effectively. Evidently one of them invoked another Hispanic journalist, Jon Quinones, which Sanchez found outrageous. (Without thinking about it too much, I was able to come up with another fairly well-known Hispanic journalist: Geraldo Rivera. Looking him up to make sure, I was surprised to see that Geraldo is half Puerto Rican and half Jewish. Did you know that? The world is far more complex than I thought.)

 

When it was pointed out to Rick that Jews were a minority too, he scoffed. His point seemed to be that they were not a disadvantaged minority.

 

And then he turned on Jon Stewart.

 

I ask you!

 

First he called Stewart a “bigot.” Then he retracted that and said that “The Daily Show” was “prejudicial.” (I’m not crazy about his use of that word. It bothers me when journalists use words sloppily.) His point seemed to be that Jon Stewart is too liberal.

 

I confess I don’t watch “The Daily Show” anymore. I love Stewart, I would marry him if I could, he’s adorable. But I just don’t find political humor funny anymore. It’s like making jokes about the death of your family. Things are dire, folks, and I do not enjoy giggling about this stuff. But Stewart is smart and makes excellent points; he says things that I wish I’d said. He is also far quicker than I am, and far more fearless.

 

Does he have overt political leanings? Oh, yes.

 

Is he a journalist? No.

 

Sanchez fell into the same trap that Bill O’Reilly fell into. He challenged Stewart for being biased toward the liberal agenda.

 

Christ, Rick. That’s the same as challenging the Smothers Brothers for being biased toward the liberal agenda.

 

Journalists, I think, feel limited by their profession. They must, by their own terms, be neutral. Commentary must be marked as such. They must be fair.

 

But what fun is that?

 

They see the commentators, the blogosphere, the parodists, have a wonderful time out here, spinning and japing at one another. And they want to get in on the act.

 

The best journalists manage to avoid the temptation.

 

The rest of them . . .

 

Well, ahem.

 

Anyway, Rick has been terminated at CNN. This was harsh. I suspect that some will see this as punishment for calling a spade a spade: if you call out the bosses, the bosses will get rid of you.

 

Well, he called out the bosses, all right.

 

I’m sure he will have a career.

 

How long do you suppose it’ll be before he shows up on the Fox News Channel?